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Mine didn’t. I had moved from Minnesota to Kentucky back in 98. I was feeling really run down, but didn’t think anything was wrong. I’m allergic to bleach in all forms. A friend asked me to Frost her hair and I did. When I opened the package of the powdered bleach mix, it billowed in the air and some of it settled into the tops of my ears. Not long after finishing, I realized my ears hurt. My bil (brother-in-law) looked and said I had blisters on them. Off to the ER we went. I was nervous so my bil was cracking jokes to calm me down and I was laughing when the doctor came it. She got this nasty look on her face and started talking down to me. She barely looked at my ears and sneered I’ll live, then walked out. We were like wtf? Shortly after a male nurse came in to put some numbing cream on my ears. Turns out he was the respiratory nurse too. He was listening to me wheeze while taking care of my ears. A minute later the rude doctor came back in and said I needed to leave instead of was...

When I pulled the first flap on the box back something moved in the box and I jumped back startled. Then a two foot baby alligator came up out of the box and scrambled across the floor! Our friends had brought us an alligator because on our yearly visits to their house I had always talked about how much my brother always wanted an alligator. Washington Redskins RIP 1937 to 2020 HTTP shirt Vanoss Merch 3BlackDot Vanoss Katakana shirt Problem was, my brother had died since the last time we had visited these friends, so here I am In the first part of November in Indiana with an alligator in my kitchen!! They had come up to stay with their family for the holidays and had no intention of driving the gator home even at the end of their stay.  Turkey time to get basted shirt Thanksgiving Dabbing Turkey shirt Thankgiving Dabbing Turkey shirt They said we could bring him home next time we came to visit. They really thought the whole thing was hilarious. I put the gator in the bathtub and af...

Her kids were 3 and 5 at the time. I managed to get one decent shot in after trying for nearly 10 minutes to get them to stand still. I then had the displeasure of ringing her up, where she still grumbled at the quality and the service.  Washington Redskins RIP 1937 to 2020 HTTP shirt Vanoss Merch 3BlackDot Vanoss Katakana shirt Then as she was paying, someone else came up to ask me how it all worked. Before I even had the chance to address them, the Karen spoke up and told them that “this man here takes crappy pictures of your kids and cuts/pastes the pictures onto a colored background and prints it out on a card for you.” Turkey time to get basted shirt Thanksgiving Dabbing Turkey shirt  I just about lost it on this woman because it was so very obvious that I am not a man because 1) I had a name badge that clearly stated my name, 2) my hair was in braids at the time BECAUSE I kept being mistaken for a guy, and that seemed to remedy that problem so far, and 3) Thankgiving Dab...